White Ballaz
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The White Ballaz are a group who make their home and their living
in the classy north shore suburbs of Chicago. With an extensive background
in pimping, escort services, seduction, and bling, they decided it was time
to start bragging about it. Member Terrence Bonewell, aka Goomba, aka
Proffesor Plumperdickle explains: "All these cats on these rap albums
you are hearing these days think they got game. Man, we had game when they
were still tadpoles in their daddy's nuts. We been doin this for too long
not to have it documented, so we decided to put it down. We keep it real.
Everything from takin' a shit to mackin' a female, we keep it real."
The Ballaz can usually be found kicking back with their massive entourage at many
local high-class establishments. "Man dog, if I'm not sippin' on some
expensive champagne while I got three females rubbin' my feet, I'm
wasting my time," explains member Benny Ill, "I don't know how these
other cats out here think they gonna live a long happy life when they
don't appreciate the essentials: fat blunts, thick hoes, and fine liquor."
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